Miley Cyrus Inspires Seven Year Old Pole Dancer

SARAH Burge is teaching her daughter how to pole dance, like Miley Cyrus � her inspiration. Poor little Poppy. She�s 7, an age when the buzz takes hold and dreams are fostered. To really work the pole you need a professional. Sarah has �broken the World Record for having had the most cosmetic procedures�.

The Sun is aghast and calls Burge a �SICK MUM�.

This is same Sun that featured Britain�s Got Talent pole dancer Alesia, teenaged Page 3 girls and adverts for dial-a-toss phone lines.

Says Sarah Burge, 50:

�We spend hours trying out poses and positions and dancing to our favourite music. Poppy wants to be like pop star Miley Cyrus, who also dances on a pole.�

Fair point. Miley also poses for sexy pics, teases the lesbian kiss and gets dry humped by older men. Reach for the stars, Poppy.

�There is no harm in a child having dreams. I�d rather her be healthy and ambitious than sitting in front of the TV all day getting fat like most children.�

Fat is a festish, too, Sarah. Let�s not be judgemental.